I would dance 500 miles
and I would dance 500 more
to be the girl who danced 1000 miles to curtsy at your door,
or so I could sing a joyous remix slash parody
of that song,
by those retarded twins,
that they played in that johnny depp movie
where he read a book about buster keaton.
I have three buster keaton dvds
and four charlie chaplin
and two abbott and costello,
I burned a dvd
with the marx brothers' films,
gummo wasn't in any.
He wasn't in any movies,
he liked dressing like a woman,
they didn't like that.
In some ways, I'm a marxist
in some ways I'm not.
I have the communist manifesto on my desk
it's like a neo-anti-mccarthyistic shelf
for my alarm clock.
My alarm clock says it's 81 degrees fahrenheit
I don't really know what that means.
American measurements mean nothing
and aren't divisible by my digits, I have to, instead,
take fourths of fingers,
counting inches with knuckles.
It's not very efficient.
Smarmy cocksuckers.
I would dance 500 miles
and I would dance 500 more
to be the girl who danced 1000 miles to curtsy at your door,
or so I could sing a joyous remix slash parody
of that song,
by those retarded twins,
that they played in that julianne moore movie
not the big lebowski from the coen brothers
that movie had a set up like an escher drawing
same that was in the labyrinth I think,
I think it's odd that david bowie's bowie was so massive in that kid's movie
and the main girl ended up being the wench in that movie with that guy
from that band my sister likes, that hubert selby jr book
directed by aronofsky, I liked pi better, I like numbers.
When I can't sleep I play number games or minesweeper
because I like that.  I'd play stratego but that's no fun when you're alone
like watching the godfather, or quoting the godfather.
Coppola had some good movies, like apocalypse now, next to the godfather and apocalypse now
my favorite movie is taxi driver from that era, I suppose.
From scorsese.
I liked the last temptation of christ, too,
I'm not religious or anything (unless you count science
which is really a religion with better loopholes)
but I love willem dafoe, he was jesus.
He only really plays three characters ever,
jesus, norman osborn, and detective.
As jesus he was sort of scary, as norman osborn
I didn't care much because I hate kirsten dunst
or tobey maguire, even though I liked his character in fear and loathing in las vegas,
as the detective, I love him.
He was a detective in american psycho (with that guy from that band my sister likes
and chloe sevigny who's in all of the harmony korine movies and that one movie,
party monster, with macaulay culkin, seth green, and marilyn manson),
and he was a detective in boondock saints (with the guy who played powder,
ron jeremy is in that movie too, he kept his pants on), and now that I think about it
he was the cop in that other johnny depp movie with iggy pop and traci lords
(she kept her skirt on) and he was in that other johnny depp movie with
danny trejo (who I love, he was in that grindhouse thing
and he was in that rob zombie movie), and he was in that basquiat movie
with benicio del toro (who was also in fear and loathing in las vegas with johnny depp,
and sin city, and that had bruce willis, he's bald), that movie also had david bowie
as andy warhol, I liked crispin glover as warhol, more.
Crispin glover was warhol in that oliver stone movie
with billy idol, kyle mclachlan (who was in all of the david lynch movies),
and val kilmer (who had me since willow).
Crispin glover was also the father in the back to the future movie,
the one with the flying delorean, he made his own movies too,
I haven't seen them, though.  He tours with them, the actors have down's syndrome
but because it's not funny, it's not allowed to be entertaining that they have extra chromosomes
or something.
I hate people.
But not you.
I would dance 500 miles
and I would dance 500 more
just to be that girl who'd dance that 1000 miles to pass out on your floor . . .

I'll send you a love letter
straight from my heart, fucker!
Do you know what a love letter is?
It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker!
If you receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever!
You understand, fuck?
I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!

In dreams I talk to you.
In dreams you're mine.